Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas in Alsace

After literal days of travel-including cancellations, delays and flight connections, I finally touched down in Zurich, Switzerland around 2:00PM local time on Tuesday, December 23rd. On the way back to my parent's place, we stopped at the local butcher to pick up a ham for Christmas day and two baguettes from the bakery down the street. My dinner, was, naturally, bread and brie. And in fact, that may be what I have for the majority of my meals during my time here.

We spent a good portion of the evening in Basel, Switzerland sipping sweet, hot glühwein out of real mugs as we walked through the Weinachts market downtown. Basel was beautifully strung with lights of all kinds and huge Christmas trees were erected in every square and street corner including the Rathaus-Basel's red stone town hall as seen in the picture to the right. Within its courtyard, carolers surrounded the tree and sang traditional holiday songs in German. Basel is only twenty minutes away from our house here, so spending the day between Germany-ten minutes away-Switzerland and France is fairly typical for my family here. I look forward to going back to Basel during the day sometime this week and visiting all the great stores big shopping centers, modern European shops and quaint boutiques alike.

I stayed up until a typical bedtime as you're supposed to do and then slept for thirteen hours. So far so good-I'm sure the two cups of espresso this morning and afternoon helped a little. I'm ready to head out for an afternoon of traipsing about Alsacien villages along the Rhein River culminating in the town of Colmar for their Christmas market. Then its back to my family's house in Kembs Loechlee for an evening of decorating the tree, baking cookies and eating raclette-a delicious French meal with melted cheese and potatoes. Carbs and cheese-how could you possibly go wrong with that?

Foxy Ladies

This is how you ensure the gays of America are pleased on New Years Eve.


The Silver Fox and the Queen of the D-List host the New Years Eve celebrations live at Times Square, Wednesday December 31st.

Thank you, CNN.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Play Nice, Kitties

It's my 100th post on this blog and I write it on this cold floor in the airport while having waited over 24 hours for my plane to take me to visit my family for Christmas. Cabin fever has started to set in. Could that be why I find the following video absolutely hilarious and kind of awesome?



Is it frightening that I am excited for a movie that may never happen based on an entirely fake trailer?

And Thundercats at that?

Three more hours.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Winter Haiku


Hear the devil laugh
When the weather reporters
Fail in prediction.

It is in cold hours
Candles are weak and I seek
the light of your eyes.

This cup was not meant
For hot liquids; you now run
The risk of melting.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

"I like a good head on my snowmen"

On a recent excursion to the Nordstrom flagship store in downtown Seattle with my friend Keith, we stopped by the home section. We were looking to see if there were any good vases, pillows, tchotchkes to buy for gifts. We did not end up getting anything, though we did see these fine articles of home decor:



















Keith could not resist reaching for these...phallic, Christmas-themed...snow-people...?

Needless to say, we quickly vacated the premises after the traumatic encounter.

Enough said.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Hour

There are still a few places in town you can get a cosmopolitan under $5.00 during happy hour. What about $2.00? Believe it or not, Bleu Bistro serves $2.00 cosmos and lemondrops during their happy hours-often bringing them to the table two at a time. You also can't go to Bleu without having their Wasabi Grilled Cheese sandwhich served with three dipping sauces. Bread, cheese and dipping. Yes please.

Still my favorite happy hour in town has to be at Palomino from 4-6PM everyday. Who can beat $5.00 pizzas and $4.00 (formerly $3.00) wine, appletinis and draft beer?

Today's haiku:

I am at happy
hour on an empty stomach.
I will eat this lime.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Suspenders

I am writing an exciting new paper for a new conference. Grad apps are in. I completed my annual tradition of watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy-the extended edition, of course-during the month of December, though not in one sitting. It snowed. My apartment is freezing. I am going home for Christmas.

And poor as I may be, I allowed myself to buy a pair of suspenders this afternoon. I haven't owned suspenders in two decades-give or take. I also wrote just shy of a dozen haikus today. They will make their way onto the blog in due time.

Here is the first of the lot:

These new suspenders
Will make many more outfits
From this small closet.

And yes, dear readers, these are the very suspenders I now own.

So many wardrobe possibilities-possibly paired with a black bow tie or any number of the colorful and fanciful-and by fanciful I mean absolutely ridiculous-bow ties passed down to me from my father's childhood collection. Seriously, there's a box. Don't get me started on the neckties.