On a recent excursion to the Nordstrom flagship store in downtown Seattle with my friend Keith, we stopped by the home section. We were looking to see if there were any good vases, pillows, tchotchkes to buy for gifts. We did not end up getting anything, though we did see these fine articles of home decor:
Keith could not resist reaching for these...phallic, Christmas-themed...snow-people...?
Needless to say, we quickly vacated the premises after the traumatic encounter.